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  • Salman Sher Mohammad
    Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks,
    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 1, 2003
      Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
      The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
      Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee  express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi  PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye PATRI par  kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi. 

      Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap PATRI par nahin koode.
      Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki    liye PATRI par hi leta tha.
      Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.


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