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LOST IN THE PARK (joke)

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  • Salman Sher Mohammad
    LOST IN THE PARK: A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 29, 2002
      LOST IN THE PARK:

      A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and
      grandpa Morris gets out.
      The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said
      that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.

      "Oh Morris", said grandma, "You've been going to that park for
      over 30 years! So how could you get lost ? "

      Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn't hear.
      Morris whispered, "Lost I wasn't.....I was just too tired to walk
      home."


       
       

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