Re: Fw: Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby O/T
- Hi Simon,
I think yor Royal Enfield is being unfaithful!
--- In email@example.com, "Simon Schuh" <schuh@...> wrote:
> Why Men are Rarely Published in Dear Abby
> Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your
advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some
time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs...
Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been
going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but
she always gets out down the street. Anyway, I have never approached
the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to
know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to
really check on her.
> I decided I was going to park my Royal Enfield motor cycle next to
the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the
whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my Bullet, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine
seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix
myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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