PUNS OF THE DAY 02-08-16 PUNS Please don't be critical of me-- I'll never be a saint. Temptation conquered, I regret; It really was Wet Paint! (Jean Astonchocdr
JEST FOR KIDS 02-08-16 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old RIDDLES What would you call a piece of wood with nothing to do? Bored! How did the lamp feelchocdr
PUNS OF THE DAY 02-05-16 PUNS Though the woman heard goose was first rate At the bistro, supposedly great, The cook carelessly plucked The main course; it waschocdr
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“Puns of the Day” is a compilation of puns posted
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Save The Pun Foundation,” “The Pun Page” and “Pun of
the Day,” puns appearing in the press including “Jumble“,
a selection of puns from the masters including Richard
Lederer, Gary Hallock and John S. Crosbie, and a daily
example of various types of puns such as Tom Swift’s
and PUN-Abridged Definitions. The puns are all short.
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2000 "Punster of the Year" by the International Save the Pun Foundation
- Feb 10, 1999
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