Jest For Kids 11-01-12
- JEST FOR KIDS 11-01-12
Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old
What letters are not in the alphabet?
The ones in the mail
In baseball, why does it take longer to go from second base to third than from first to second?
There is a shortstop between second and third .
What is the penalty for breaking the law of gravity.
A suspended sentence
How do you make milk shake?
Give it a good scare
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
PUNS & SHORT JOKES
Lions always take great pride in their families.
Cows make noise only when they're in the moo-d.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
He is a self-made man and worships his creator. (John Bright)
Ratio of an igloo�s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
I don�t want to be a doctor because:
I�m not cut out to be a surgeon.
It�s been drilled into me that I should be a dentist.
I haven�t got the heart to be a cardiologist.
They tell me pediatrics is child�s play.
I can�t see myself as an eye doctor.
GROANERS & LONG JOKES
Ariel live nephew of my Uncle Sam.
(J. A. McC.)
A father and son went deep-sea fishing. Out at sea, the father sees his son drilling a hole in the boat, when asked what he was doing, the son replied, "there's water coming into the boat, so I made a another hole for it to escape."
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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