Jest For Kids 10-01-12
- JEST FOR KIDS 10-01-12
Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old
Why weren't the astronauts able to land on the moon?
It was full.
What keeps the oceans clean?
Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork in the road
What do snakes put on their kitchen floors?
What is a baby fish's favorite toy?
A doll fin
PUNS & SHORT JOKES
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal. (Mike Bull)
Dr. Frankenstein crossed a chicken with an electric organ, and now he's got Hammond eggs.
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
He wanted to take his nose apart to see what made it run.
When I was a child, I remember my mom telling me, "Son, when you grow up, you can marry any girl you please." When I became a young man, I learned the sad fact was that I couldn't please any of them.
The Toy salesman lost his marbles
The paper manufacturer folded
The brassiere business went bust
The direct mail company was written off
The submarine company went under
GROANERS & LONG JOKES
Dellacatessen food gives me gas.
The Sunday School teacher said to her class, "We have been learning about how powerful the kings and queens were in Biblical times. But there is a higher power. Who can tell me what it is?" Little Maury blurted out, "I know, I know!! Aces!!"
The Sunday school teacher asked a little boy: "How old are you?" The little chap said, "Seven. And how old are you?" She replied,"I'm 70." Amazed the little darling said, "Whoa, you're almost dead!" (Eduardo Bracier,)
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