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HR & The Seven Dwarfs

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  • Stan Kegel
    From: Wuff Wider HR & THE SEVEN DWARFS In every Human Resources report, there is a reason for termination. There are so many
    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 1, 2011
      From: Wuff Wider <wockywoad@...>

      HR & THE SEVEN DWARFS

      In every Human Resources report, there is a reason for termination.
      There are so many possibilities, that we have narrowed the list down to the seven dwarfs.
      Here they are:


      THE DWARFS

      Happy: Had trouble putting nose to the grindstone. Too much time spent telling jokes at the water cooler.

      Doc: Left to pursue further schooling, in particular, Ph.D. work.

      Sleepy: Chronically late for work. Caused many project delays.

      Grumpy: Poor attitude toward work. Not a team player. Trouble with early mornings.

      Dopey: Made several critical errors at work costing the company money, e.g., misappropriated company funds.

      Sneezy: Recurrent, chronic illness has made it difficult for the employee to complete work in a timely fashion.

      Bashful: Lack of initiative. Not willing to make cold calls. Too often let workplace disagreements simmer.


      OTHERS

      Jealous Queen: Heavy involvement in the occult not congruent with organizational policies.

      Snow White: Misconduct, e.g., kissing strange men while under some kind of trance.

      Huntsman: Couldn't stand to be cooped up in the office all day. Pursuing work with the National Forest Service.






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