Jest For Kids 07-01-11
- JEST FOR KIDS 07-01-11
Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old
When does milk get rock hard
When it's in quartz.
What does a turtle use to make phone calls
A shellular phone
What did the river name its daughter?
Why was Noah's ark built out of wood?
They didn't have arc welders back then.
From "Super Funny Animal Jokes" by Richard Lederer and Jim Ertner
Why are peacocks unreliable?
Because they are always spreading tails.
An artificial fish is a plastic stergeon
PUNS & SHORT JOKES
The first flea market started from scratch.
It rained so hard here last night our whole town flooded.The entire city was taken by storm.
He got angry at the Italian chef and gave him a pizza his mind
Ski vacations start on a high but go down hill from there.
GROANERS & LONG JOKES
An Indian chief spoke to his squaw one day. "I can't stand your constant sniffling. Is there anything I can get you to give you some relief. Answered the squaw, "'tis but for a linen cloth for which I hanker, Chief." (Bennett Cerf)
Snow White took photos of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. She took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor. Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said, "Don't worry. Someday your prints will come."
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She looked at the photos and commented "These are very good! You must have a good camera." He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home, he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
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