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Jest For Kids 12-01-09

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  • Stan Kegel
    JEST FOR KIDS 12-01-09 Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old HOLIDAY HUMOR What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It s Christmas, Eve! What do
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      JEST FOR KIDS 12-01-09
      Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old

      HOLIDAY HUMOR

      What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
      It's Christmas, Eve!

      What do reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
      "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

      What does St. Nick's appearance signify?
      The presents of Christmas

      Knock, Knock,
      Who's there?
      Santa,
      Santa Who?
      Santa package by Fed Ex, so it should arrive by Christmas.
      (Richard Lederer)

      If Santa Claus had a father, was there a Grandfather Clause?

      RIDDLES

      Why was the broom late?
      Because it overswept.

      Why did the doughnut go to the Dentist?
      To get a chocolate filling!

      What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
      Snowflakes!

      What do dogs call parking meters?
      Pay toilets

      How did Henry the Eighth differ from other suiters?
      He married them before he axed them

      SCHOOL WORK

      Define “Down Time“:Moulting season for geese and ducks

      Use “Sewer“ in a sentence: The only way you’ll get your money back is to SEWER.

      Signs: On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."

      PUNS & OTHER HUMOR

      When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.

      A brunette and a blonde were out walking when it began to drizzle. The brunette asked blonde, "Why don't you open your umbrella?" "It won't help," she replied. "Why not?" "It's got holes in it!'" "Then why did you bring it?" "I didn't think it would rain."

      The poll taker considered the candidate's photographers a focus group.

      The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?" "Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest, and seemed unable to continue. "Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically. "Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry."

      A good way to locate a vacationing librarian is to page her.
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