JEST FOR KIDS 10-01-09
Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old
What did the momma ghost say to baby ghost as they got int
o the car?
Buckle your sheet belt .
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack
What did the wicked chicken lay?
What's frightening and stuck on the end of your arm?
A terror wrist.
What do witches put on their hair?
JEST FOR KIDS THE RIDDLES
What did Adam say to Eve when she tried to order him around?
"Hey! I wear the plants in this family!"
Why do they put telephone wires so high?
To keep up the conversation!
What do you call a musical bee?
An opera stinger
If dogs go to obedience school, where do cats go?
Why does a chicken coop have four doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot
Define "Fender":I should be able to get you off with probation because
you're a first a FENDER (Stan Kegel)
Use "Alpine" in a sentence: My boyfriend left me and ALPINE for him
for a long time. (Cynthia MacGregor)
Proverbs: Don't bite the hand that ...... Looks dirty.
Poor Labels: Harmful if swallowed -- on a three-pronged brass fishing
PUNS & OTHER HUMOR
Don't hire a hack
To dig your grave for they will
Never stop coffin
The glassblower tried to sell me glass with imperfections in it, but I
saw through it. (Mike Bull)
An empty purse is always the same because there is never any change in
She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider. (Pun
of the Day)
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the
personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the
director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had
five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've
ever held." "Well," the young man replied "in your advertisement you
said you wanted somebody with imagination."
When the tree doctor promised to save the oak, he went out on a limb.
A man bumped into an old friend in New Orleans and muttered, "How's
After he carried a gun in his car, the engine was soon shot. (Pun of
A four-year-old was showing a little friend the family photos that
covered one wall in their basement. Out of sight but not out of
earshot, her mother overheard her say, "Here's a picture of my mommy
when she was a little girl. I wasn't there, but people say she used to
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell