Jest For Kids 10-01-07
- JEST FOR KIDS 10-01-07
Riddles and Puns for the 8 to 14 year old
WEB SITES TO VISIT
Smartest bird in the world (Parents: This is a video every child will
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What do call it when you get struck by lightning?
A shocking experience!
Do you know how long cows should be milked?
The same as short ones.
What kind of pet did Aladdin have?
A flying car-pet!
What do you call a cow that has no milk?
An udder failure
When I was asked where I was born and said Mississippi, they wanted
to know what part, so I told them all of me.
Those who play team sports usually have a ball.
Whenever I'm reading really bad prose, I always remember it could be
The "flu" is both affirmative and negative. Sometimes the eyes have
it and sometimes the nose.
Look at this mess!" roared an angry customer at a local cafe,
pointing to his squashed doughnut. "It's just as you ordered it,
sir," the waitress replied meekly. "You told me to bring you coffee
and a doughnut and step on it."
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Rampart: Cameo role in the Christmas play (Ken Pinkham)
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
Vitamin: If a beggar comes to your door, surprise him and in VITAMIN
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out
of here with that dog!" The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog,
this dog can play the piano!" The bartender replies, "Well, if he can
play that piano, you both can stay and have a drink on the house!" So
the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing.
Ragtime, Mozart, and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the
music. Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the
scruff of the neck, and drags him out. The bartender asks the guy,
"What was that all about?" The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother.
She wants him to be a doctor."
There was this bank where the employees went on strike leaving the
bank officers to do the teller's tasks. While the strike was on this
customer called the bank and asked if they were open. They told her
they had two windows open. Then she asked, "Can't I just come though
the front door?"
Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain to me about
the long delay she always endured. One day, when my aunt's name was
finally called, she was asked to step on the scale. "I need to get
your weight today," said the nurse. Without a moment's hesitation, my
aunt replied, "One hour and 45 minutes!"
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed.
Sign in a butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
"Waiter, you scratched the side of your nose with my spoon."
"I'm sorry. Should I have used a fork instead?"
"My collie wakes me every morning at exactly 7 AM." Tom stated