[POTD] Puns of the Day: 8-2-99
- Puns of the Day: 8-2-99
PUNY Riddle Chain:
The use of amphibians for testing to determine the
probable outcome of a disease or condition is called:
Frognostication (By Stan Kegel)
This novel about a large family ends with the elder
children leaving home to form a quartet. What is
the title of the final chapter?
"Unemployed" By Anita Job.
(By D. Cobie)
Last Night Of Freedom By Marion Tomorrow
Movie of the Week:
Greer Garson plays a suburban housewife who drives
the kids to soccer practice in a small buslike vehicle.
Celebrities you might not know:
Former monster gets into the used car business:
Boris Carlot (By Gill Krebs)
Pun of the Day:
A karate school restaurant served mainly chops.
Many seatmates on direct flights fear a NON-STOP talker.
When the debt was finally paid, the bill collector got a
The Placebo Page:
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even
though you're slightly cracked.
Padded bra: A false front.
She was only a fisherman's daughter, and when she saw
a man's rod, she reeled. And she loved a cockle mussel-
just for the halibut.
How can William Shakespeare?
His Lance Arm's strong
"KNIFE job, Doc," I said to the medico, as I watched
the blood SURGEON out of the artery.
"Can Rex Reed?"
"Yes, but Emmanuel Kant."
What's white and fluffy and swings through trees?
A meringue utang.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.
She was only a duck feeders daughter but she certainly
filled the bill.
On an Indian reservation, the tribal leaders were obtaining
the lowest bids to build a new men's room. The contractor
who got the job wound up slinging some long sticks together
and throwing cloth around it. What the tribe wound up with
was a cheapie peepee teepee
Tom Swifts from The Pun American Newsletter:
"Why cant I go on the archaeological dig?" said Torn piteously.
Useful Metric Conversions.
100 rations = 1 C-ration
Paronomastic Dictionary by Stan Kegel:
UNABATED: A fishhook without a worm
MULTISYNC : two washing areas in the same bathroom
CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her
EXUDATE: A former spouse you go to dinner with.
Some gas station owners are very self-serving.
I've joined a new religion, Punchism, It's very similar
to the Jewish religion. In fact, there is a way you can
belong to both sects, which I'm going to try. I will then
be a follower of both Punch and Judaism.