[POTD] Puns of the Day: 7-1-99
- Puns of the Day: 7-1-99
PUNY Riddle Chain:
A florist was arrested for killing her lover and then
covering his body with fronds. What was the charge?
Leafing the scene of a crime. (By Stan Kegel)
When the famous Mr. Clemens and his wife separated
from each other, they had opinions and feelings so
divergent from each other that continued marriage
seemed impossible. In fact, they were so far apart
from each other in their beliefs that they referred
to each other as "East" and "West." At the final
parting, they vowed to never set foot in the same
room as each other again. How did they phrase it?
Book of the Week:
P. Christopher Wrens chronicle of the appearances
of a superstar on the late night talk show circuit to
hype her new blockbuster new movie 10:.
Bo Guests (By Stan Kegel)
The International Save the Pun Foundation:
A rabbit, a robin and a pair of female sheep;
Canada turns 133 today.
Hoppy birdy two ewes, Canada!
Pun of the Day:
After taking the elevator to the top floor I felt
Found at most hotels: BROOM SERVICE
The Placebo Page:
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station
What do you call an Eskimo whos a peeping Tom?
An optical Aleutian
Condom: An article of attire to be worn on every
I got a notice from the local fog bank. They said my loan
Do you find Art supplies at a DRAWN shop?
Nymphomaniacs have more and morgasms
Veterinarians now prescribe birth-control pills for dogs.
It's part of an anti-litter campaign.
"No-wear Man" Nudist Camp theme song
Authors by Asa Sparks:
English Breakfast by Chris P. Bacon and Ann Negg
Tom Swifts from The Pun American Newsletter:
"This pencil is broken," Tom said disappointedly.
"I guess I will clean this British tavern with my tongue"
announced Tom, publicly.
PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
COBAL: Baseball game with men and gals at company picnics
TUMOR: An extra pair
Legal definitions from David Williams:
What the auto body repairman did to fix my car
Press a dent
Foreign Definitions from Gill Krebs:
HORA E SEMPRE: The hooker always does her job
ELECTROLYTE: The headlight on the front of a vacuum cleaner
What's Your Favorite Hymn?
The Tailor's Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy
A guy bought a skipping rope because his doctor prescribed
pills for two days running and then skip a day.
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