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  • MURAD BANA
    Oct 5, 2013 Expand Messages
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      Wish I was under there! gif-Husband &�Wife Saga�WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. � HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw me in the dark, he created light. He saw me without problems, he created YOU. � WIFE: Twinkle twinkle little star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far � HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you? � WIFE: Roses are red; Violets are blue Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but outside, laughing at you � AND THE SAGA CONTINUES... � Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor... � "Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes." � A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free. � Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever � Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day. � Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you � Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. � Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...! � and the life goes on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
      >>>>Husband &�Wife Saga� >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>WIFE: >>>>I wrote your name on sand
      it got washed.
      >>>>I wrote your name in air, it was
      blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
      >>>>� >>>>HUSBAND: >>>>God saw me hungry, he
      created pizza.
      >>>>He saw me thirsty, he created
      Pepsi.
      >>>>He saw me in the dark, he created
      light.
      >>>>He saw me without problems, he created
      YOU.
      >>>>� >>>>WIFE: >>>>Twinkle twinkle little
      star
      >>>>You should know what you are >>>>And once you
      know what you are
      >>>>Mental hospital is not so
      far
      >>>>� >>>>HUSBAND: >>>>The rain makes all
      things beautiful.
      >>>>The grass and flowers too. >>>>If
      rain makes all things beautiful
      >>>>Why doesn't it rain
      on you?
      >>>>� >>>>WIFE: >>>>Roses are red; Violets are
      blue
      >>>>Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. >>>>Don't
      feel so angry you will find me there too
      >>>>Not in
      cage but outside, laughing at you
      >>>>� >>>>AND THE SAGA CONTINUES... >>>>� >>>>Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC >>>>No matter
      however Loud he is in the Outdoor
      >>>>He is designed to
      remain Silent indoor...
      >>>>� >>>>"Husband is one who is the head of the family, >>>>but his wife
      is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
      >>>>� >>>>A man in Hell asked Devil: >>>>Can I make a call to my
      Wife?
      >>>>After making call he asked how much to
      pay.
      >>>>Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is
      Free.
      >>>>� >>>>Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? >>>>It means, Without
      Information, Fighting Everytime!
      >>>>Wife: No darling,
      it means - With Idiot For Ever
      >>>>� >>>>Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, >>>>So I'd be in your hands all
      day.
      >>>>Husband: I too wish that you were a
      newspaper,
      >>>>So I could have a new one every
      day.
      >>>>� >>>>Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. >>>>Wife: When must I give them to
      him?
      >>>>Doctor: They are for you >>>>� >>>>Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.. >>>>Husband: You should have known it the minute
      I asked you to marry me.
      >>>>� >>>>Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? >>>>Husband: A lovely
      Push...!
      >>>>� >>>>and the life goes on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... >>>>
      --� Balbir Sodhi