Re: [ppgbiglist] Foot Launchers Urged to Stop Anthropomorphic Induced Tectonic Plate Shift
- View SourceI guess that rules out foot drags.
On Thu, Mar 31, 2011 at 9:06 PM, WePPG <pgacca@...> wrote:
> This just in from A.P. Wire Service:
> "The Union of Concerned Scientists announced today that global warming
> concerns must now take a backseat to the more serious concern of
> anthropomorphic induced tectonic plate shift. The international scientific
> community has reached consensus that the cumulative effect of human induced
> friction against major tectonic plates that is caused by foot launching
> powered paragliders correlates positively with an increase in catastrophic
> earthquakes around the world. It is no longer morally sufficient to drive a
> Prius and fly an electric powered paramotor if you are still foot launching.
> You urged to reduce your friction footprint by switching to a trike or a
> quad launched powered paraglider. Act now to save the planet!"
> Phil Adkison
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- View SourceAwesome if we manage to get the continents back to the "pre-jurassic" positions that makes us neighbours with europe and we get our engine parts sooner as they don't have to put them on a real slow ship first.
> > If while at Beach Blast you guys do this as a group, might possibly return the plates to their pre-jurassic position, giving us en extra couple milennia to figure out a more definitive solution.
> > :-)
> > Jorge
> > Sent from my iPhone