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  • Frank McNeill
    Jan 2, 2007
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      Hi Len and Pete,

      I used Google to find the answer to Len's question, but think I might
      have typed "who" instead of "what" because the answer I found at
      <http://www.abbottandcostello.net/who.htm> seems to have more
      questions than answers. old Frank

      --- In pop-pop-steamboats@yahoogroups.com, "Pete B." <georgeyyy@...>
      wrote:
      >
      >
      > >
      > > Should I ask what is the FIRST to go ?
      > >
      > > Len
      >
      >
      > Len,
      >
      > [O:)] ...sometimes that little blue pill helps! All kidding aside,
      it's
      > an old Yank joke passed around when one of us "senior men" has a senior
      > moment. I hear tell it's mostly an old wife's tale!
      >
      > ALONG THOSE LINES:
      >
      > Dear Tech Support:
      >
      >
      >
      > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
      > that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
      > lot of space and valuable resources.
      >
      > In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
      > monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night
      > 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.
      >
      > I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
      > my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
      > 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
      >
      > Thanks,
      >
      > Troubled User.....
      >
      > _____________________________________
      >
      > REPLY:
      >
      > Dear Troubled User:
      >
      > This is a very common problem that men complain about.
      >
      > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
      > just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
      > SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
      > impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is
      > impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
      > installed.
      >
      > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
      > allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child
      > Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
      > situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
      > alleviate software augmentation.
      >
      > The best course of action is to enter the command C:..APOLOGIZE! because
      > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
      > will return to normal anyway.
      >
      > enjoy,
      >
      > Pete
      >
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