Don't disturb the carpet
- Lies ravenously devour reality as locusts consume a wheat field
Pristine truth brushed aside to be swept under a carpet
From atop a pale horse an ancient rider spews noisy breath
Each breath designed to deceive
"Nixon's the one"
"The check's in the mail"
Forward fiendish fellow
Shinny shield and banner on high
trumpets herald your triumphs
heralds trumpet your victories
darkness covers your deeds
You have mastered the art of do and don't
You have mastered the art of the right way to do wrong
You have trampled legitimacy under hoof and heel
Now move on and above all don't disturb the carpet