INCREDIBLE FUKN US ESSAY CONTESTâFABULOUS PRIZES! NO ENTRY FEE!
- INCREDIBLE FUKN US ESSAY CONTESTâ"FABULOUS PRIZES! NO ENTRY FEE!
I am proud to announce on the spur of the moment THE INCREDIBLE FUKN
US essay contest. The winner will win a gift certificate for $100 to
http://www.fuknbooks.com Second Prize will be a copy of Rough Living:
An Urban Survival Manual (signed by yours truly), and third prize will
be an I Love Fukn T-Shirt.
Tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell everyone!
The specifics are these: Essays must be at least 1500 words based on
one of the categories posted at http://www.fukn.us
All essays will be judged by me and a select group of friends and
judged by content, voice, and message. We are not particularly
concerned with grammar, though entries with no punctuation, all
capitals, or other annoying affectations will be posted and mocked
without any consideration.
All entries become mine to publish as I see fit and I am the ultimate
judge. In other words, I pick the winners based on what I like best
and I can republish your essays with the appropriate credit given to
you without having to pay you silly royalties or anything else. My
decisions are final. I wonât change your essays in any way without
first asking your permission.
I think there are enough intelligent readers here to make this
funâ¦after all 1500 words is not much at allâ¦you can make it up to
10,000 words, but I donât want to read more than that.
Winners will be announced April 14. That gives you something to look
forward to on that dreaded day!
Have fukn fun.
Chairman of the Fukn Bored (I must be to be doing thisâ¦)