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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Catholic or Christian

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  • ggmac1972
    A must read for our religious friends. :-) A hilarious read for us. ********************************************************* Top Ten Signs You re a
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      A must read for our religious friends. :-)

      A hilarious read for us.


      Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Catholic or Christian

      10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by
      other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of

      9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
      evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
      claim that we were created from dirt.

      8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a
      Triune God.

      7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed
      to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
      slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
      elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women,
      children, and trees!

      6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
      gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the
      Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got
      killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

      5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in
      the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you
      find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen
      sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

      4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the
      exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in
      all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.
      And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

      3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
      failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
      speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove"

      2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
      prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you
      think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

      1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do
      about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call
      yourself a Christian.

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