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ETERNAL BULLSHIT BROKE; SCIENTISTS FINALLY BREAK A SIGN OF RELIEF

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  • soul_686
    BOOTERS NEWS AGENCY Latest revelations seems to suggest that the much celebrated energy expert, Eternal Bullshit, has busted his bank account, and may be
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      BOOTERS NEWS AGENCY

      Latest revelations seems to suggest that the much celebrated energy
      expert, Eternal Bullshit, has busted his bank account, and may be
      heading for bankruptcy.

      According to sources close to the White House, there has been talk
      that he is attempting to borrow money to finance his looney "Christian
      Energy" projects, most of whom have been laid aside due to his
      declaration of unscientific claims, such as "Energy is God", and "The
      cube is two dimensional" theories.

      Word has it, too, that he has been evicted from his home, and that he
      is sleeping at the nearby rubbish dump.

      We at Booters News Agency, however, have a few words for him:

      FUCK YOU, MORON! YOU DESERVE IT!!!
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