BOOTERS NEWS AGENCY
Latest revelations seems to suggest that the much celebrated energy
expert, Eternal Bullshit, has busted his bank account, and may be
heading for bankruptcy.
According to sources close to the White House, there has been talk
that he is attempting to borrow money to finance his looney "Christian
Energy" projects, most of whom have been laid aside due to his
declaration of unscientific claims, such as "Energy is God", and "The
cube is two dimensional" theories.
Word has it, too, that he has been evicted from his home, and that he
is sleeping at the nearby rubbish dump.
We at Booters News Agency, however, have a few words for him:
FUCK YOU, MORON! YOU DESERVE IT!!!