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Re: [patriotzip] NPC - Too Good Not To Pass On!

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  • George R
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    Message 1 of 2 , Apr 24 9:16 PM
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      --- George R <patsfangr@...> wrote:
      > This is great stuff. I can picture some of us in the caddie role!
      >
      > Top Ten Things a Mean Caddie Would Say
      >
      > #10
      > Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
      > Caddie: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
      >
      > #9
      > Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
      > Caddie: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
      >
      > #8
      > Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
      > Caddie: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
      >
      > #7
      > Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
      > Caddie: "Eventually."
      >
      > #6
      > Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddie in the world."
      > Caddie: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
      > coincidence."
      >
      > #5
      > Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
      > of
      > a distraction."
      > Caddie: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
      >
      > #4
      > Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
      > Caddie: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
      >
      > #3
      > Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
      > Caddie: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
      >
      > #2
      > Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
      > Caddie: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
      >
      > And the #1 best caddie comment:
      >
      > Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
      > Caddie: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > =====
      > George 665 + 36 =
      > ** World Champion N E Patriots **
      >
      > __________________________________________________
      > Do You Yahoo!?
      > Yahoo! Games - play chess, backgammon, pool and more
      > http://games.yahoo.com/
      >


      =====
      George 665 + 36 =
      ** World Champion N E Patriots **

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