Re: [patriotzip] NPC - Too Good Not To Pass On!
- --- George R <patsfangr@...> wrote:
> This is great stuff. I can picture some of us in the caddie role!=====
> Top Ten Things a Mean Caddie Would Say
> Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
> Caddie: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
> Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
> Caddie: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
> Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
> Caddie: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
> Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
> Caddie: "Eventually."
> Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddie in the world."
> Caddie: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
> Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
> a distraction."
> Caddie: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
> Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
> Caddie: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
> Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
> Caddie: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
> Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
> Caddie: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
> And the #1 best caddie comment:
> Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
> Caddie: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
> George 665 + 36 =
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