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My parody of cadillac ranch

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  • lainacat
    Hey ppl! This is a parody of the song cadillac ranch...pls dont copy it....i wrote it myself. Cataracts I�����m walkin����� down the stairs I
    Message 1 of 26 , Dec 13, 2001
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      Hey ppl!<br>This is a parody of the song cadillac
      ranch...pls dont copy it....i wrote it
      myself.<br><br>Cataracts<br>I�m walkin� down the stairs I can�t see a thing<br>Oh
      help me lord when my phone starts to ring<br>Gonna
      stub my toe gonna fall and break my back<br>And I can
      blame it all on these darn cataracts!<br><br>Can�t see
      the stop sign or the traffic lights<br>What am I
      gonna do when I�m driving here at night<br>Driving to
      the hospital with my coat and pack<br>I�m gonna need
      some surgery for these cataracts<br><br>Cataract,
      cataract<br>Open eyes<br>It's still black<br> Can't go get my
      mail, can't go to the store<br>I'm always afraid I'm
      gonna walk into a door<br><br>Cop pulls me over, says I
      can�t drive<br>It�s not my fault I got these crappy
      eyes<br>Says I�m a public hazard, says I�m out of
      whack<br>It�s not my fault I got these
      cataracts<br><br>Cataract, cataract<br>Open eyes<br>It's still black<br>
      Can't go get my mail, can't go to the store<br>I'm
      always afraid I'm gonna walk into a door<br><br>Driving
      to the hospital in a cop car<br>He says I should be
      thankful I didn�t drive far<br>Says I should get glasses
      for the eyesight that I lack<br>What he doesn�t know
      is that I�ve got cataracts<br><br>Cataract,
      cataract<br>Open eyes<br>It's still black<br> Can't go get my
      mail, can't go to the store<br>I'm always afraid I'm
      gonna walk into a door
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