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  • LoloFunny
    Hello. I just joined. (-: Writing parodies is my main hobby (along with reading and listening to music, which is where my parodies come from). I have a website
    Message 1 of 26 , Jul 7, 2000
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      Hello. I just joined. (-: Writing parodies is my
      main hobby (along with reading and listening to music,
      which is where my parodies come from). I have a website
      for my parodies, if anyone wants to look at it. (-:
      Most of the ones I've got up now are song parodies (of
      pop music, mostly ;-) and parodies of infomercials.
      <br><br>Links to the Song and Infomercial Parodies are
      here:<br><a href=http://Jahar9.tripod.com/9rules/index.html target=new>http://Jahar9.tripod.com/9rules/index.html</a><br><br>Jeez. I sound like I'm advertising my site here more
      than anything, don't I? Anyway. Hello everyone. (-:
    • blue_eyed_bombshel
      OK, OK, since I know y all LOVED my first *N Sync parody, I shall post it here for y all to admire (feel free to ooo and ahh cuz I know ya want
      Message 2 of 26 , Jul 7, 2000
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        OK, OK, since I know y'all LOVED my first *N Sync
        parody, I shall post it here for y'all to admire (feel
        free to "ooo" and "ahh" cuz I know ya want
        to!):<br><br>*N SYNC GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER<br><br>*N Sync
        got run over by a reindeer<br>Comin' home from a gig
        for charity<br>You may say there's no such thing as
        Santa<br>And you're right, it was actually BSB<br><br>BSB was
        tired of all *N Sync�s hits<br>So they decided to make
        a plan<br>To bump off their unsuspecting
        rivals<br>And show the world who�s really the man<br><br>Kevin,
        Brian and Nick got pissed first<br>And thought *N Sync
        must go down<br>They dissed them in every
        interview<br>And wondered how long it�d take them all to
        drown<br><br>*N Sync had the maturity to ignore them<br>Said it
        didn�t bother them at all<br>That made BSB even
        madder<br>Even more so when their attendance began to
        fall<br><br>BSB didn�t show up at the hospital<br>Cuz they were
        getting rabid reindeer<br>Figuring since it was
        Christmas<br>No one would suspect them in a million
        years<br><br>One night they snuck over to the studio<br>And stuck
        those poor reindeer on *N Sync<br>Thanks to it being
        Nick Carter�s birthday<br>Every single one of them had
        had a drink<br><br>*N Sync had just finished
        recording<br>They were coming out of that studio<br>Those reindeer
        ran towards them full speed<br>But Justin was
        protected by his �fro<br><br>Chris sat up and shook his
        head<br>Looked behind him, said "Look at them go!"<br>His braids
        were knocked off all around him<br>"Look at what they
        did, those fumanskeetos!"<br><br>JC, who always steals
        the spotlight<br>Was lying on the ground moaning in
        pain<br>From the sound of his poor voice now<br>You�ll never
        hear him sing a solo again<br><br>Joey was the biggest
        flirt<br>And now could play on girls� sympathies<br>He�ll be
        living off this for years<br>Way past when he is in his
        thirties<br><br>Lance was in traction for four months<br>And he may
        never have children<br>He flew striaght up then
        backwards<br>You�d think the reindeer had just aimed for
        him<br><br>Months later, *N Sync saw BSB<br>And said, "Hey thanks
        for your little gift<br>Now our fans love us more
        than ever!"<br>And BSB got more than just a little
        miffed<br><br>"I knew we should have gone with poison,"<br>Said
        the angry members of BSB<br>*N Sync merely
        smiled<br>And began to sing "Bye Bye Bye" mockingly<br><br>Now
        *N Sync fans have united<br>To prove it was the
        "Boys" all along<br>Told them "All you had to do to keep
        us<br>Was actually record some decent songs."<br><br>*N
        Sync got run over by a reindeer<br>Comin' home from a
        gig for charity<br>You may say there's no such thing
        as Santa<br>And you're right, it was actually
        BSB<br><br>-- � by Leslie Bachman, June 8,
        2000<br><br>(<a href=http://shagwel.homestead.com target=new>http://shagwel.homestead.com</a> -- coming soon: a password-protected parodies
        page!!)
      • swmusical
        Hey everyone! I just joined this club - I m a writer/composer and my campy, hilarious concept album of a ridiculous musical version of Star Wars is available
        Message 3 of 26 , Aug 17, 2000
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          Hey everyone! I just joined this club - I'm a
          writer/composer and my campy, hilarious concept album of a
          ridiculous musical version of Star Wars is available for
          download from our webpage -
          <br><a href=http://members.fortunecity.com/swmusical target=new>http://members.fortunecity.com/swmusical</a> <br> It's 18 songs in MP3 format. Let me know
          whatcha think!!<br> -h (the "Russell" in "Russell and
          Edwards")
        • idiopathicpd
          here s an nsync parody i just conjured up: It may sound crazy and it aint no lie/that I m high,high high/just wanna smoke a little hash/ wanna be a fool
          Message 4 of 26 , Oct 15, 2000
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            here's an nsync parody i just conjured up:<br>It
            may sound crazy and it aint no lie/that I'm high,high
            high/just wanna smoke a little hash/<br>wanna be a fool and
            act like an ass/I may be kinda hazy/and it may sound
            crazy/but I'm high,high high/when I see you walk in that
            door<br>I start to cry,cry cry/cause I wanna be your fool
            some more/and I can't even get up off the floor/cause
            it ain't no lie /that I'm high,high,high!
          • idiopathicpd
            here s the story of a lovely lady/who was bringing up two fantastic kids/they had wit and charm like their mother/and their own unique gifts/ here s the
            Message 5 of 26 , Oct 16, 2000
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              here's the story of a lovely lady/who was
              bringing up two fantastic kids/they had wit and charm like
              their mother/and their own unique gifts/<br><br>here's
              the story of a man named andrew/who was busy with
              three girls of his own/they were all part of his
              harem/and he was never alone/<br>till the one day upon the
              couples' demise/the lady got wise/and knew that it was
              much more than a hunch/that andrew was trying to make
              her appear "out to lunch!"/thats the way we all
              became the shattered family/that was not meant to be
            • kaopectade
              there once was a man who pretended that he worked in salem at kaiser/and erronously thought i was non the wiser/how stupid does he think i am/i even know about
              Message 6 of 26 , Oct 21, 2000
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                there once was a man who pretended that he worked
                in salem at kaiser/and erronously thought i was non
                the wiser/how stupid does he think i am/i even know
                about the web cam/and the other stunts you're so
                pitifully trying to pull/but you'll have to find someone
                else to fool/"Chandra-give me a break!/and the oral
                surgery voice mail-how fake!/no offense,dearie,but you're
                the one/who needs more mental help than me!
              • the_wizard_ofthe_north
                this is my parody..... you folks are the first know..... but keep it a secret..... for the jokes on them.... PT Barnum once said.... a suckers born
                Message 7 of 26 , Oct 30, 2000
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                  this is my parody..... you folks are the first
                  know..... but keep it a secret..... for the jokes on
                  them.... PT Barnum once said.... a suckers born
                  everyday.<br><br>I intent to start a club and web page.... mocking
                  the New Age movement..... at some point I would like
                  to take their money in return for phony items....
                  goodluck charms & the that type of stuff.... I will give
                  plenti of clues as too the parody..... On surface it
                  will appear very serious, but who in their right mind
                  is going to believe in fictional character and buy
                  from him online.... if they do buy..... then jokes on
                  them.....<br><br>the wizard
                • californiastyle_2000
                  Well finally things are beginning to heat up on this board. I love seeing and reading new parodies from people. so everyone keep up the good work! we want
                  Message 8 of 26 , Oct 30, 2000
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                    Well finally things are beginning to heat up on this board. I love seeing and reading new parodies from people. so everyone keep up the good work! we want to see more!
                  • buddha2kool
                    Scripts for mad tv skits- By ryan budds �����the first timer�����- setting-a teenager�����s room, kind of dark with soft music playing in background.
                    Message 9 of 26 , Dec 4, 2000
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                      Scripts for mad tv skits-<br>By ryan
                      budds<br><br>�the first timer�- setting-a teenager�s room, kind of
                      dark with soft music playing in background. Guy and
                      girl making out. Lots of feeling, she moves downward
                      on his body and starts to undo his belt. He smiles
                      in relief and all of a sudden, his parents rush in.
                      they have a video camera and are trying to tape his
                      �first time.� <br><br>�what the hell are you doing?!�
                      yells the son.<br>�well now don�t get to cranky or
                      she�ll stop it all together.� Replies the
                      dad.<br>�what?� says son.<br>�oh, don�t mind us, just keep making
                      yer woopee and such.� Console the parents.<br>�get
                      out of here!� says son<br>�well how are we gonna tape
                      yer first time through the window from the tree?�
                      they ask<br>�yeah, ya know yer mother can�t climb
                      trees as well as she used to since her vaginal
                      infection started up.�<br>�oh god!� screams son.<br>�I have
                      to go�, says the girlfriend.<br>�no please stay.�
                      Says son.<br>�well ok.� Says girl.<br>�just start up
                      again there, sport.� Says dad<br>�dad this is not
                      right. Can�t you guys leave!�<br>� well we�ll just sit
                      over here in the corner while you two do your stuff,
                      then.� Says mom<br>�fine don�t do anything weird.� Says
                      son<br>they move over to corner and sit down. They are
                      watching as the son and girl start making out again.
                      <br>�that�s the spirit, you got her where you want her.�
                      Yells dad.<br>�shut up!� says son � this is really not
                      going to work.�<br>�well that�s because you�re doing it
                      all wrong!� exclaims mom.<br>�let�s show em how pa!�
                      <br>the mom and dad start making out and girl runs to the
                      door screaming and rushes out. Kid turns and jumps
                      threw window. Fade to black as parents still make out.
                    • buddha2kool
                      Starship Poopers A Parody By Ryan Budds Plot: Reek-o and his big- boobed girlfriend have to join an intergalactic army in order to stop a race of
                      Message 10 of 26 , Dec 4, 2000
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                        Starship Poopers<br> A Parody By Ryan
                        Budds<br> Plot: Reek-o and his big- boobed girlfriend have to
                        join an intergalactic army in<br>order to stop a race
                        of mutanous bugs from distroying their planet.
                        <br><br> Scene 1- Reek-o and his best friend Dr. Doogie Howser
                        are walking to a big<br>computer screen to see their
                        test scores. Doogie gladly smiles at his A+ that he
                        got.<br>Reek-o stares in disgust at the screen with a horrible
                        face while loads of poo are dripping<br>down his pant
                        leg. Doogie smiles again and makes the screen bigger
                        so that everyone in<br>the vacinity can see the
                        grade. It was a Z-, the worst grade ever given to
                        anyone.<br>Everyone laughs as Reek-o realizes his life is ruined. All
                        of a sudden, Mini-Me from<br>Austin Powers 2 runs by
                        with a little black robbers mask and a pipe. He hits
                        Reek- in the<br>leg with the pipe and runs away
                        flicking off everyone in sight. Reek-o and Doogie
                        walk<br>off and meet up with Reeko-s horny girlfriend, Denise
                        Richards. She tells him he smells<br>like poo and he points
                        down at his pant leg which is now green and corn
                        covered. She<br>tells hm it�s over and her and Doogie go
                        off to do it in the bushes. <br> Scene 2- Reek-o is
                        arguing with his father about joining the army. <br> �You
                        can�t handle it, son!� <br> � Damn you, old man!�
                        screams Reek-o. He tackles his dad through their
                        glass<br>house and they start to have a brawl outside. There are
                        flaming garbage cans and<br>weapons surrounding them on
                        the edge of the cliff they are on. They are both
                        wearing<br>bright colered spandex and are prepared for battle.
                        Reek-o picks up a glass bottle and<br>charges his dad,
                        hacking at all he can. His dad moves and trips his son as
                        he picks up a<br>2x4. He swings it, nailing his son
                        in the head. He picks him up and bends him over.
                        A<br>fake looking table appears next to them and his father
                        yells �Banzi!� as he powerbombs<br>Reek-o through the
                        table. He walks away saying, �Bitch� as Bob Barker jumps
                        out from<br>behind a bush. They start to brwl as
                        Reek-o runs away to join the army.<br> Scene 3- Reek-o
                        goes to the sign-up desk at his school. He notices
                        that his friend<br>Doogie and his ex-girlfriend are
                        there to. They will all be doing different things.
                        reek-o is<br>going to be a commanding officer, Doogie is
                        going to be the main intelligence for the<br>army and
                        Denise Richards is going to be a pilot for really big
                        ships. Reek-o walks over to<br>talk to them. <br> �Hey
                        guys. How�s it going?�<br> �Fine, but you are here so
                        this is horrible� says Denise Richards.<br> �Don�t
                        worry about her. She�s PMSing.� says Doogie.<br> They
                        all walk over to sign up for the army. <br> �These
                        will be the people in your troop.� says the man who
                        signs up Reek-o. <br> He gives him a list with 7 other
                        people on it. The people are: Dennis Rodman,<br>Dilbert,
                        Heather Grahm, Pee Wee Herman, Alice from the Brady
                        Bunch, Freddy Kreuger,<br>and a moose. <br> Reek-o looks
                        up at the man in disgust. He looks around and then
                        figures, screw it,<br>it might be ok. He then walks away
                        and then starts running. He realizes he will have
                        to<br>get some supplies before he goes to stay with the
                        army.
                      • buddha2kool
                        The Crestwood Killer Intro-4 friends are sitting in Beve Belson�����s basement watching TV at a late hour. They are eating popcorn and enjoying the
                        Message 11 of 26 , Dec 4, 2000
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                          The Crestwood Killer<br><br>Intro-4 friends are
                          sitting in Beve Belson�s basement watching TV at a late
                          hour. They are eating popcorn and enjoying the movie
                          and they are watching eyes wide. His friends are
                          Brian Sudds, Ryan Kealer, Beve Belson and Pablo
                          Rapardine. Pablo says he has to go to the bathroom and he
                          gets up to go. The friends hardly notice. Pablo acts
                          like he�s going to the bathroom when he really goes
                          upstairs to steal some snacks. He stumbles around to find
                          the light switch but can�t. He pulls out his
                          light-saber and lights up the room. He walks over to the side
                          counter and begins looking through things for something
                          to eat. Someone in a dark costume sneaks up behind
                          him and stays hidden. Pablo turns back and trips over
                          something on the floor. He hardly makes a sound and then
                          picks himself back up. He stands up to be face to face
                          with the cloaked figure. He looks at it�s face but
                          can�t make out anything. He says, �Nice try, Beve, but
                          you can�t scare me!� as the Goosebumps book suddenly
                          appears on the ground next to Rapardine. He looks down
                          and then back up. The figure grabs him and drags him
                          into the garage. <br>Scene goes back to the friends
                          downstairs. �That was a great horror movie.� Says Ryan
                          Kealer. �Yeah!� Says Brian Sudds. �It wasn�t as funny as
                          Dead Alive� says Beve. Suddenly, Ryan is in the
                          hallway and he exclaims, �The Baby! The Baby!� Beve
                          laughs and turns back to his friend sitting next to him
                          and Ryan is sitting right next to him. �Hey, where�s
                          Rapardine?� asks Ryan. �Didn�t he go to the bathroom?� asks
                          Brian. �Nope. The doors� wide open.� Replies Beve. They
                          walk up the stairs and start searching for Pablo. Beve
                          looks in a very small cup that no human person could
                          fit in, Brian look under the sink and Ryan begins
                          searching in the shoes by the front door. �I don�t see him
                          anywhere.� Says Ryan. �Let�s check the garage.� Suggests
                          Beve. They all go out to the garage and Beve fumbles
                          around for the light. He finds it and flips the switch.
                          They look at the garage door to find Pablo pinned to
                          it, looking dead. The look at him from where they are
                          at and stare. �Pablo? Are you OK?� asks Ryan. <br>He
                          gets up and smiles, half awake. �I�m fine guys. I was
                          just taking a nap.� He says. �Oh, yeah. What happened
                          to that guy?� he also says. �What guy?� asks Brian.
                          All of a sudden, the dark-cloaked figure runs by and
                          cuts Pablo in his throat. He then does a circling
                          motion with his finger to the friends and gets them to
                          watch it. He stops fast and runs forward to press the
                          garage door open button. He flicks them off and runs out
                          of the garage and out of the scene. The friends walk
                          over and look at Rapardine. He is dead. The friends
                          all look at each other and then the next scene
                          happens. It�s a spinning newspaper with the headline:
                          Local Sleeper-Slain Mysteriously. There�s a picture of
                          Steve like waving very happily.<br><br>Scene 1
                        • mihockey4life
                          check out mine at the links page
                          Message 12 of 26 , Nov 10, 2001
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                            check out mine at the links page
                          • lainacat
                            Hey ppl! This is a parody of the song cadillac ranch...pls dont copy it....i wrote it myself. Cataracts I�����m walkin����� down the stairs I
                            Message 13 of 26 , Dec 13, 2001
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                              Hey ppl!<br>This is a parody of the song cadillac
                              ranch...pls dont copy it....i wrote it
                              myself.<br><br>Cataracts<br>I�m walkin� down the stairs I can�t see a thing<br>Oh
                              help me lord when my phone starts to ring<br>Gonna
                              stub my toe gonna fall and break my back<br>And I can
                              blame it all on these darn cataracts!<br><br>Can�t see
                              the stop sign or the traffic lights<br>What am I
                              gonna do when I�m driving here at night<br>Driving to
                              the hospital with my coat and pack<br>I�m gonna need
                              some surgery for these cataracts<br><br>Cataract,
                              cataract<br>Open eyes<br>It's still black<br> Can't go get my
                              mail, can't go to the store<br>I'm always afraid I'm
                              gonna walk into a door<br><br>Cop pulls me over, says I
                              can�t drive<br>It�s not my fault I got these crappy
                              eyes<br>Says I�m a public hazard, says I�m out of
                              whack<br>It�s not my fault I got these
                              cataracts<br><br>Cataract, cataract<br>Open eyes<br>It's still black<br>
                              Can't go get my mail, can't go to the store<br>I'm
                              always afraid I'm gonna walk into a door<br><br>Driving
                              to the hospital in a cop car<br>He says I should be
                              thankful I didn�t drive far<br>Says I should get glasses
                              for the eyesight that I lack<br>What he doesn�t know
                              is that I�ve got cataracts<br><br>Cataract,
                              cataract<br>Open eyes<br>It's still black<br> Can't go get my
                              mail, can't go to the store<br>I'm always afraid I'm
                              gonna walk into a door
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