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  • JP Palma
    ... From: myra To: Abie Bernardo ; Cristina Moreno ; jani paul palma
    Message 1 of 1 , Jun 3 8:28 AM


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      Sent: Wednesday, June 3, 2009 8:04:37 AM
      Subject: FW: Perks of Getting Older







      Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 7:17:12 PM
      Subject: Perks of Getting Older





       

       







      Subject: Perks of getting older. 

       

      Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh...
      It is all true!

      Perks of reaching

      50

      or being over

      60

      And heading

      towards

      70!

      1.

      Kidnappers

      are not very

      interested in you.


      2.

      In a hostage situation,
      you are likely to be

      released first.


      3.

      No one expects

      you to run  -- 

      anywhere.



      4.

      People call at 9 PM

      and ask,

      'Did I wake you?'



      5.

      People no longer

      view you as a

      hypochondriac.



      6.

      There is nothing left

      to learn the hard way.



      7.

      Things you buy now

      won't wear out.



      8.

      You can eat

      supper at 4 PM.




      9.

      You can live

      'without sex

      but not your glasses.



      10.

      You get into

      heated arguments

      about pension plans.



      11.

      You no longer think

      of speed limits

      as a challenge.



      12.

      You quit trying

      to hold
      your stomach in

      no matter who walks

      into the room.



      13.

      You sing along

      with elevator music.



      14.

      Your eyes won't get

      much worse.



      15

      Your investment

      in health insurance

      is finally beginning

      to pay off.



      16.

      Your joints are more
      accurate meteorologists

      than the national

      weather service.



      17.

      Your secrets are safe

      with your friends

      because they can't

      remember them either.



      18.

      Your supply of brain cells

      is finally down to

      a manageable size.



      19.

      You can't remember

      who sent you this list.



      And you notice

      these are all

      in big print

      for your convenience.



      Forward this

      to everyone

      you can remember

      right now!

      ONE MORE THING:


      Never,

      under any circumstances,

      take a sleeping pill,

      and a laxative on

      the same night!

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       


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