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  • Emrys`nz
    For Father Andrew, who hasn t heard this one..? A lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were camping in a backwoods section of Maine. Early one morning, the
    Message 1 of 1 , Jun 11, 1999
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      For Father Andrew, who hasn't heard this one..?

      A lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were camping in a backwoods section
      of Maine. Early one morning, the two went out to pick berries for their
      morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, gathering
      blueberries and raspberries in tremendous quantities, along came two huge
      bears - a male and a female.

      The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend,
      though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed him
      whole. The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast has he
      could, and got the local backwoods sheriff.

      The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the
      lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in THAT one!"
      cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his
      friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend. The
      sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, levelled his gun,
      took careful aim, and shot the female.

      "Whatdidja do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other!"

      "Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you the
      Czech was in the male?"





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