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Fw: Texas > California

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  • hsnide
    ... From: Lloyd E. Haworth To: Bill Haworth Cc: Harold Snider Sent: Sunday, January 09, 2011 3:02 PM Subject: Fw: Texas California Subject:: Texas
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 9, 2011
       
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      Sent: Sunday, January 09, 2011 3:02 PM
      Subject: Fw: Texas > California

       

       
      Subject:: Texas > California
       
      The Govenor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.  A coyote jumps
      out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

      The Governor  starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes
      he should not  because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

      He calls Animal Control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State
      $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

      He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it
      for diseases.

      The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the
      coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

      The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000
      survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

      The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program"
      for residents of the area.

      The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to
      permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

      The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.  The State spends
      $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training regarding the nature 
      of coyotes.

      PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.



      TEXAS :

      The Governor of Texas is jogging with her dog along a nature trail.  A coyote jumps out
      and attacks her dog.

      The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The
      Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

      The buzzards eat the dead coyote.


      And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.







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