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Lactose Intolerance Ruled Hate Crime

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  • Stephen
    BlankBREAKING: A California judge ruled today that Lactose Intolerance is a Federal Hate Crime. The data below was convincing. The opinion states ... there
    Message 1 of 1 , Dec 8, 2004
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      BREAKING:

      A California judge ruled today that Lactose Intolerance is a Federal Hate Crime.  The data below was convincing.  The opinion states "... there is no question that the data shows a stong stastical proof of discrimination.  Clearly, Whites have been over-tolerated and minorities have been under-tolerated, sometimes by a factor of 10....."   The primary concern, in this case, was for school children required to drink milk at school.  The 1969 Federal Hate Crimes Law (18 U.S.C. Section 245) protects persons for "... race, color, religion or national origin,". applies if the crime happens when a person is attending a public school or is at work or participating in one of four other "federally protected activities.".   Dr. Rod Paige, outgoing U.S. Secretary of Education, was not available for comment but anonymous sources there reported that the U.S. Department of Education would probably be dismantled altogether, returning full control of public education to the states.   On hearing the news, the Dow Jones Industrial Average surged by 245 points. 

      Note the ability to digest lactose decreases with age.   

      Incidence of Lactase Deficiency
      PopulationPercentage
      Children
      Australian Caucasian
      Australian Aboriginal
      Asians in Australia
      Greeks in Australia
      Mediterranean's in Australia

      9%
      84%
      93%
      56%
      41%
      Adults
      19-61 years Caucasian
      Australian Aboriginal
      Asians in Australia
      SE Asians in Australia
      Chinese in Australia
      Australian born Chinese

      19%
      84%
      95%
      95%
      90%
      80%

      Here's another table, compiled by Kent DeLong, M.D. regarding ethnicity and lactose intolerance, and reaffirming the ethnic/intolerant assumptions of the previous information.

      The prevalence of lactose intolerance
      in adults of certain ethnic groups
      Ethnic GroupPercent Intolerant
      African Blacks95%
      Indians90%
      Asians90%
      North American Blacks75%
      Mexican Americans75%
      Mediterraneans60%
      North American Whites 15%

      Obviously, caucasians are the least affected by this disorder. So, if you are caucasian, look out baby, they're coming after you.  


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