Lactose Intolerance Ruled Hate Crime
A California judge ruled today that Lactose Intolerance is a Federal Hate Crime. The data below was convincing. The opinion states "... there is no question that the data shows a stong stastical proof of discrimination. Clearly, Whites have been over-tolerated and minorities have been under-tolerated, sometimes by a factor of 10....." The primary concern, in this case, was for school children required to drink milk at school. The 1969 Federal Hate Crimes Law (18 U.S.C. Section 245) protects persons for "... race, color, religion or national origin,". applies if the crime happens when a person is attending a public school or is at work or participating in one of four other "federally protected activities.". Dr. Rod Paige, outgoing U.S. Secretary of Education, was not available for comment but anonymous sources there reported that the U.S. Department of Education would probably be dismantled altogether, returning full control of public education to the states. On hearing the news, the Dow Jones Industrial Average surged by 245 points.
Note the ability to digest lactose decreases with age.
Incidence of Lactase Deficiency Population Percentage Children
Asians in Australia
Greeks in Australia
Mediterranean's in Australia
19-61 years Caucasian
Asians in Australia
SE Asians in Australia
Chinese in Australia
Australian born Chinese
Here's another table, compiled by Kent DeLong, M.D. regarding ethnicity and lactose intolerance, and reaffirming the ethnic/intolerant assumptions of the previous information.
The prevalence of lactose intolerance
in adults of certain ethnic groups
Ethnic Group Percent Intolerant African Blacks 95% Indians 90% Asians 90% North American Blacks 75% Mexican Americans 75% Mediterraneans 60% North American Whites 15%
Obviously, caucasians are the least affected by this disorder. So, if you are caucasian, look out baby, they're coming after you.
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