Sam Hill is tainted now!
- Did anyone on this list catch Doug Sammons ***FRAILING*** the banjo with
Laurie Lewis on stage at Pickathon? The boy is hot! Or maybe that was a
hologram... I am s-o-o-o jealous. I brought my battered tuba along, hoping
Laurie would ask me to play a set with her. But no, here comes Doug and his
damn banjo, dazzling everyone and leaving me in the wings. But I'll get you
good, Sammons. I'm spreading the word, starting right now, that you are an
oldtime picker. You hear that folks? Doug Sammons ain't a real bluegrasser!
He FRAILS!!! The BANJO!!! ... hey... leave me alone... get yer hands off'n
me... no I don't need any rest for crying out loud... hey, this jacket's
kinda tight... mama?