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Re: [NUTS] Joke

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  • Warren Harding
    That is a passanger on a train whose vest it too tight. 47Dad47
    Message 1 of 6 , Feb 25, 2005
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      That is a passanger on a train whose vest it too tight.
      47Dad47

      >From: "Pat or Bert Hall" <bnphall@...>
      >Reply-To: nuts_@yahoogroups.com
      >To: <nuts_@yahoogroups.com>
      >Subject: Re: [NUTS] Joke
      >Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 16:32:04 -0800
      >
      >I feel betrayed. What is a transvestite?
      > ----- Original Message -----
      > From: Warren Harding
      > To: nuts_@yahoogroups.com
      > Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005 12:08 PM
      > Subject: RE: [NUTS] Joke
      >
      >
      > There is no humor in that so called joke. It's just fact.
      > I'm not laughing....I'm crying!.. It's true...It's true!!!!!
      > 47Dad47
      >
      > >From: Jenn Oates <wildoates56@...>
      > >Reply-To: nuts_@yahoogroups.com
      > >To: RCGDS <rcgs-list@...>, NUTS <nuts_@yahoogroups.com>,
      > >GBESGeocachers Moderator <gbesgeocachers-owner@yahoogroups.com>
      > >Subject: [NUTS] Joke
      > >Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 12:00:08 -0800 (PST)
      > >
      > >Okay, I know I am sick and should be in bed feeling sorry for myself,
      >but
      > >my coworker sent this joke and with a little GPS-related tweaking, it
      > >should fit...
      > >
      > >
      > >Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,
      >raging
      > >violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed,
      > >"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
      > >
      > >Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
      >across
      > >in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
      > >
      > >After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
      >strength
      > >and the tools to cross the river."
      > >
      > >Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was
      > >able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
      > >
      > >Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
      > >please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
      >this
      > >river."
      > >
      > >Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked her GPSr, hiked one
      >hundred
      > >yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
      > >
      > >
      > >
      > >No offense, fellas!
      > >
      >
      >
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