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  • Jody
    Hi All, I wish all of you who celebrate Christmas a very blessed one remembering the reason for the season. I think I may have sent this before, but here it
    Message 1 of 1 , Dec 24, 2002
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      Hi All,

      I wish all of you who celebrate Christmas a very blessed one
      remembering the reason for the season. I think I may have sent this
      before, but here it is anyway. (http://www.clean-funnies.com)

      The 12 Bugs of Christmas

      when the first bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      see if it happens again.

      when the second bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the third bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the fourth bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      use a debugger,
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the fifth bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      ask for a dump,
      use a debugger,
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the sixth bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      reinstall the software,
      ask for a dump,
      use a debugger,
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the seventh bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      say they need an upgrade,
      reinstall the software,
      ask for a dump,
      use a debugger,
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the eighth bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      find a way around it,
      say they need an upgrade,
      reinstall the software,
      ask for a dump,
      use a debugger,
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the ninth bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      blame it on the hardware,
      find a way around it,
      say they need an upgrade,
      reinstall the software,
      ask for a dump,
      use a debugger,
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the tenth bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      change the documentation,
      blame it on the hardware,
      find a way around it,
      say they need an upgrade,
      reinstall the software,
      ask for a dump,
      use a debugger,
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the eleventh bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      say its not supported,
      change the documentation,
      blame it on the hardware,
      find a way around it,
      say they need an upgrade,
      reinstall the software,
      ask for a dump,
      use a debugger,
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      when the twelfth bug appeared,
      my manager said to me
      tell them its a feature,
      say its not supported,
      change the documentation,
      blame it on the hardware,
      find a way around it,
      say they need an upgrade,
      reinstall the software,
      ask for a dump,
      use a debugger,
      try to reproduce it,
      ask them how they did it,
      see if it happens again.

      See ya,
      Jody

      Do you know where you will spend eternity?
      Ask me for the scripture below if you want
      to know what it says.
      Rom. 3:23; 6:23; Eph. 2:8-9; 1Cor. 15:3-4
      Acts 16:30-31, 27:25; Prov. 3:5-7; 4:23

      Sojourners of the Lord
      http://www.purewords.org/sojourner
      Sojourners Clean-Funnies.com
      http://www.clean-funnies.com

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