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Solitary Confinement

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  • Robert
    Solitary Confinement Being locked up is one thing, but to have no concept of confinement, to be ignorant of its terms and never understand that struggle is
    Message 1 of 1 , Oct 1, 2012
      Solitary Confinement

      "Being locked up is one thing, but to have no
      concept of confinement, to be ignorant of its
      terms and never understand that struggle is
      useless - that's what hell must be like."
      ¯ David Sedaris

      How would you like to live your entire life
      in one of these housing units?

      http://www.calftel.com/products/deluxe.php

      It may be dark, and your movements might be
      limited, and there is no indoor plumbing and
      the bouquet gets quite challenging, but it
      is economical.

      The housing unit comes with a ten year warranty,
      but at 23 square feet, your confinement will last
      for only about 18 weeks. After that, your flesh
      will mature and turn from white to red. You must
      die before the age of 20 weeks to prevent your
      muscles strengthening so that you are harvested
      into soon-to-be easy-to-chew portions for epicureans.

      You soon are to be sauteed with the fatty portion
      of your mother's milk, and then broiled with her
      concentrated lactations which men convert into
      cheese, a process prohibited by those who observe
      more compassionate dietary laws such as Kashrut
      (Islam) and Kosher (Judaism). Such people have
      ethically determined that to serve the child in
      the same meal with the milk of his mother lacks
      a basic human morality.

      Be thankful that your torturous and confining life
      lasts for just five months. In Japan, Kobe beef
      cattle spend 42 months in similar solitary
      confinement. See:

      http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/notmilk/message/2837

      Traditional calf housing provides 56 square feet
      of living space for a baby cow, more than double
      the 23 square feet of confining space which is
      now becoming the dairy industry standard.

      http://www.ezhutch.net/minibarn.php

      Veal Parmigiana is delicious. Dine at
      a fine Italian restaurant and eat a
      slice of the anemic creature who once
      resided here. Accept the responsibility
      for your dinner.

      I'll have the pasta marinara...

      "We fear violence less than our own feelings.
      Personal, private, solitary pain is more
      terrifying than what anyone else can inflict."
      - Jim Morrison

      Robert Cohen
      http://www.notmilk.com
      http://www.Twitter.com/TheRealNotmilk
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