4863T'was the Day Before Christmas
- Dec 23, 2013
"There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence
at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear
neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages
with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them."
- P.J. O'Rourke
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On the 8th day of Christmas my true
love gave to me...Eight Maids A-milking...
Exactly what gifts are these eight
maids delivering to milk drinkers?
According to the May, 1995 issue of the
Townsend Medical Letter (a journal written
by doctors, for doctors), the eight dairy
1) mucous production & other allergies
2) hemoglobin loss
3) childhood diabetes
4) heart disease
7) kidney stones
8) mood swings, depression, & irritability
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"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a
nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for
any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise
men and a virgin."
- Jay Leno