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  • grimblewiz
    Hi all, This came back from a UK canals group when I queried how to unsubscribe. Do you get the impression they don t like losing members? Has anyone got a
    Message 1 of 2 , Sep 1, 2003
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      Hi all,

      This came back from a UK canals group when I queried how to
      unsubscribe. Do you get the impression they don't like losing members?
      Has anyone got a spare one of these. (hee hee hee)

      How To Unsubscribe:

      To unsubscribe from this group you must first
      purchase a Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
      Cancellation Unit. The unit can be obtained from most
      DIY stores and dental clinics. Be sure to obtain
      the proper permits to operate the unit from the Atomic
      Energy Commission and the Ministry of Defence in London


      Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each
      component in its accompanying mesh safety bag. Mount
      the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the perforated
      Gerring Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using the
      eight-millimeter torque fork. Be sure that the
      refibulator is mounted at a
      66 degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is
      flush with the curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube.
      Place the four sections of the triangular separation
      gear into the posture cylinder and lock them into place
      using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert the wiggling
      pin into the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated
      correctly. Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9
      volt batteries in the power chamber.

      The device should be calibrated before operation using
      the optional digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to
      operation. Insert the digital corkscrew through the
      electronic combustion service chamber using caution not
      to touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control module
      and quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees.
      Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
      Cancellation Unit upside down and hit the bottom plate with
      a 48-ounce lump hammer while shaking the unit
      vigorously. Force open the door to the incineration
      valve compartment and set the pressure gauge to 719 psi.

      Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. The
      unit should now be properly calibrated and ready to use.

      Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable
      Subscription Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to a
      height of 229 feet above sea level to insure that the
      unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric
      pressure. Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by
      northeast to within the parameters of the Telstar GS-2
      weather satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft
      on the southern most section of the modular
      accelerator. Using the special ratchet adapter supplied
      with the unit, rotate the heater core to the "on"
      position.

      The "on" position has been obtained when the green light
      begins to flash, signifying that the red light is about
      to go off. Once the red light is off, flip the toggle
      switch labeled "ON/OFF" to the "ON" position and count to
      47 before logging on to the system.

      Logon using your username and password and wait for the
      prompt. Once prompted you must check the box
      with the appropriate action you wish to take and then
      press the pressure release button and turn off the
      compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 metres
      per minute. Next, press control, alt, delete, caps
      lock, shift, number lock, escape and tab
      simultaneously. Press enter.

      You will have one second to complete the procedure. If
      you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, simply
      purchase a new Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
      Cancellation Unit and start from the beginning.

      Please remember that this is the only way we will accept
      for you to unsubscribe from this group. We have
      made every attempt to simplify the procedure for your
      convenience. Failure to comply with the unsubscribe
      policy will result in immediate termination of your
      subscription so please follow the above directions closely.


      Grimblewiz :->
    • Seamus
      Good morning. I ve tried to unsubscribe from the distillers group without success. Perhaps I didn t follow these simplified instructions to-the-letter. Oh
      Message 2 of 2 , Sep 1, 2003
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        Good morning.
         
        I've tried to unsubscribe from the distillers' group without success. Perhaps I didn't follow these "simplified instructions" to-the-letter. Oh well ...
         
        John
        ----- Original Message -----
        Sent: Monday, September 01, 2003 7:49 AM
        Subject: [new_distillers] How to unsubscribe

        Hi all,

        This came back from a UK canals group when I queried how to
        unsubscribe. Do you get the impression they don't like losing members?
        Has anyone got a spare one of these. (hee hee hee)

        How To Unsubscribe:

        To unsubscribe from this group you must first
        purchase a Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
        Cancellation Unit. The unit can be obtained from most
        DIY stores and dental clinics. Be sure to obtain
        the proper permits to operate the unit from the Atomic
        Energy Commission and the Ministry of Defence in London


        Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each
        component in its accompanying mesh safety bag. Mount
        the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the perforated
        Gerring Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using the
        eight-millimeter torque fork. Be sure that the
        refibulator is mounted at a
        66 degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is
        flush with the curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube.
        Place the four sections of the triangular separation
        gear into the posture cylinder and lock them into place
        using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert the wiggling
        pin into the wobbling hole, making sure that it seated
        correctly. Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9
        volt batteries in the power chamber.

        The device should be calibrated before operation using
        the optional digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to
        operation. Insert the digital corkscrew through the
        electronic combustion service chamber using caution not
        to touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control module
        and quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees.
        Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
        Cancellation Unit upside down and hit the bottom plate with
        a 48-ounce lump hammer while shaking the unit
        vigorously. Force open the door to the incineration
        valve compartment and set the pressure gauge to 719 psi.

        Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. The
        unit should now be properly calibrated and ready to use.

        Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable
        Subscription Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to a
        height of 229 feet above sea level to insure that the
        unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric
        pressure. Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by
        northeast to within the parameters of the Telstar GS-2
        weather satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft
        on the southern most section of the modular
        accelerator. Using the special ratchet adapter supplied
        with the unit, rotate the heater core to the "on"
        position.

        The "on" position has been obtained when the green light
        begins to flash, signifying that the red light is about
        to go off. Once the red light is off, flip the toggle
        switch labeled "ON/OFF" to the "ON" position and count to
        47 before logging on to the system.

        Logon using your username and password and wait for the
        prompt. Once prompted you must check the box
        with the appropriate action you wish to take and then
        press the pressure release button and turn off the
        compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 metres
        per minute. Next, press control, alt, delete, caps
        lock, shift, number lock, escape and tab
        simultaneously. Press enter.

        You will have one second to complete the procedure. If
        you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, simply
        purchase a new Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
        Cancellation Unit and start from the beginning.

        Please remember that this is the only way we will accept
        for you to unsubscribe from this group. We have
        made every attempt to simplify the procedure for your
        convenience. Failure to comply with the unsubscribe
        policy will result in immediate termination of your
        subscription so please follow the above directions closely.


        Grimblewiz :->



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