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  • Des
    Finally the secret is out. Actually the reason for this easy unsubscribe procedure is that we are about to manufacture the Craft-O-Matic here in New Zealand.
    Message 1 of 2 , May 9, 2000
      Finally the secret is out. Actually the reason for this easy unsubscribe
      procedure is that we are about to manufacture the Craft-O-Matic here in New
      Zealand. The plan also involes buying up present world stocks and then
      control the market.
      The 2001 model uses a clever system of balancing liquid mercury on a tilted
      plate while rubbing your tummy with your left hand (very important) and the
      right eye closed.

      Thank you for the most helpful directions, you make a complicated process
      seem simple.

      Young Des

      At 10:36 AM 9/05/00 -0400, you wrote:
      >In the past, some have asked how to unsubscribe from this group. I don't
      >know why they would ever want to; they must have square mouths or
      >None-the-less, I feel it necessary to divulge the secret (no longer)
      >method for fool-proof (or is that proof of a fool) unsubbing.
      >How To Unsubscribe
      >To unsubscribe from this service you must first purchase a Craft-O-Matic
      >Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit. The unit can be obtained
      >most hardware stores and dental clinics. Be sure to obtain the proper
      >permits to operate the unit from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission and
      >Food and Drug Administration in Washington D.C. USA.
      >Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each component in its
      >accompanying mesh safety bag. Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top
      >the perforated Gerring Mach 77 refibulator and attach them using the
      >eight-millimeter torque fork. Be sure that the refibulator is mounted
      >at a
      >66 degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is flush with the
      >section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place the four sections of the
      >triangular separation gear into the posture cylinder and lock them into
      >place using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert the wiggling pin into
      >wobbling hole, making sure that it seated correctly. Place the D cell
      >battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power chamber.
      >The device should be calibrated before operation using the optional
      >corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. Insert the digital
      >through the electronic combustion service chamber using caution not to
      >the reinforced tungsten igniter control module and quickly turn the
      >drive to 28.6 degrees. Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription
      >Cancellation Unit upside down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce
      >ball-peen hammer while shaking the unit vigorously. Force open the door
      >the incineration valve compartment and set the pressure gauge to 719
      >Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. The unit should now be
      >properly calibrated and ready to use.
      >Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation
      >Unit, you must first elevate it to a height of 229 feet above sea level
      >insure that the unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric
      >pressure. Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to within
      >parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and apply pressure to
      >wing shaft on the southern most section of the modular accelerator.
      >the special ratchet adapter supplied with the unit, rotate the heater
      >to the "on" position.
      >The "on" position has been obtained when the green light begins to
      >signifying that the red light is about to go off. Once the red light is
      >off, flip the toggle switch labeled "ON/OFF" to the "ON" position and
      >to 47 before logging on to the system.
      >Logon using your username and password and wait for the prompt. Once
      >prompted you must check the box with the appropriate action you wish to
      >and then press the pressure release button and turn off the compressor
      >turning the hand crank at 231 meters per minute. Next, press control,
      >delete, caps lock, shift, number lock, escape and tab simultaneously.
      >You will have one second to complete the procedure. If you fail to
      >in the time limit allowed, simply purchase a new Craft-O-Matic
      >Subscription Cancellation Unit and start from the beginning.
      >Please remember that this is the only way we will accept for you to
      >unsubscribe from this service. We have made every attempt to simplify
      >procedure for your convenience. Failure to comply with the unsubscribe
      >policy will result in immediate termination of your subscription so
      >follow the above directions closely.
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