- Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're
never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just
yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested
in dating me. But to be perfectly honest, I don't
quite understand it.""Well," said his friend, "you have
to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive.
They don't mind being the one to ask."
"No, I don't think it's that."
"Well, maybe you remind her of her father."
"No, it's not that either. It's just that she also
mentioned something about carbon 14."
_______________Those who live by the sword get
shot by those who don't.