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>>>Subject: FW: The Buffalo Theory

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  • juanmorcheesey
    Message 1 of 1 , Feb 4, 2002
      >>>The best excuse yet!
      >>>I have not heard anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin on
      >>>One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory
      >>>to his
      >>>buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
      >>> "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can
      >>>only move as
      >>>fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is
      >>>the slowest
      >>>and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
      >>>is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
      >>>of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
      >>>In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as
      >>>slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
      >>>kills brain
      >>>cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
      >>>cells first.
      >>> In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
      >>>weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
      >>>That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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