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  • Ian Macsween
    Drinking can be worse than smoking. Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA s suggestion that the
    Message 1 of 1 , Feb 4, 2002
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      Drinking can be worse than smoking.

      Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
      manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
      labels be placed
      immediately on all containers:

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
      hell happened to your bra.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
      whispering when you are not.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
      wierdo.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
      over and over again that you love them.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
      are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
      converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
      Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
      morning and see something really scary.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
      rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

      WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
      tougher,smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

      WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
      invisible.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
      laughing WITH you.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
      time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


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