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Re: Speaking of Jokes (was Joke for Larry)

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  • rye_junkie
    I believe that it is North Carolina or Virginia that still has this law on the books: It is Illegal to sell a horse to a fat woman on Sunday. It may be
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      I believe that it is North Carolina or Virginia that still has this
      law on the books: It is Illegal to sell a horse to a fat woman on Sunday.
      It may be Georgia.
      Her is a link to some pretty crazy stuff
      http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/alexpetty/lawyers.htm

      Mason

      --- In new_distillers@yahoogroups.com, "jamesonbeam1"
      <jamesonbeam1@...> wrote:
      >
      >
      > For all you Blokes down under - The 10 most silliest Laws in the
      > Brittish Isles.
      >
      > 1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament - (and your subject
      > to arrest?)
      >
      > 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British
      > monarch upside-down (wonder if they still behead people???)
      >
      > 3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a
      > clerk in a tropical fish store. (no wonder its the biggest industry in
      > that city).....
      >
      > 4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day. (dang couldnt see
      > Chrstmas without em)...
      >
      > 5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of
      > your toilet, you must let them enter (now thats hospitality - next thing
      > ya know they will make ya offer them a pint too).
      >
      > 6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants,
      > including in a policeman's helmet (wonder if they are plastic lined???)
      >
      > 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically
      > becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (ummmm -
      > which tail do they mean???)
      >
      > 8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want
      > him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him
      > knowing. (well then if they dont mind telling them they moonshining -
      > then its legal not to tell em???)
      >
      > 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour
      > (especially if your dead....)
      >
      > 10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the
      > ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (Dang
      > just hope he aint carring a nice quart of whiskey too....)
      >
      > (from a recent article in Yahoo news)
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      > Vino es Veritas, Jim.
      >
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