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  • klcampbell
    Jan 1, 2002
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      Happy New Year to All,Hey Ian,not too many Ostriches wandering around in the
      outback but plenty of EMU's,they still have long legs mate but bloody
      ugly,TTFN,Ken.
      ----- Original Message -----
      From: "Ian Macsween" <ianelamacsween@...>
      To: <new_distillers@yahoogroups.com>
      Sent: Sunday, 30 December 2001 9:08
      Subject: Re: [new_distillers] NewYearsSpirit


      > Okay Tony - here goes! People who have already heard this story please
      > click on the "delete" button!
      >
      > A prospector in the Australian Outback walks into a bar accompanied by a
      cat
      > and an ostrich.
      >
      > The three of them sit down at the bar and the prospector says "Gimme a
      beer,
      > mate!" The ostrich says "I'll have one also, mate!" The cat says "Same
      for
      > me, but be damned if I'm paying!"
      >
      > The bartender says "That will be $5.35". The prospector dips into his
      > pocket and produces the exact amount of the tab.
      >
      > This continues all evening with the ostrich amiably agreeing with the
      > prospector's order and the cat emphatically saying "I ain't paying!" On
      > each round the prospector pulls the exact amount of change out of his
      > pocket.
      >
      > At last call, the prospector orders a single malt Scotch whisky, the
      ostrich
      > also, and the cat says "Me too - but I ain't paying!"
      >
      > The barman brings the drinks and informs them that the cost of the round
      is
      > $17.61 - again the prospector dips into his pocket and produces the exact
      > change.
      >
      > Astonished, the barman says "How do you do that?"
      >
      > The prospector replied "I was in the Outback and found a bottle, I rubbed
      it
      > and a genie appeared. The genie granted me two wishes - so I said that I
      > would always like to have the correct amount of money in my pocket for
      > anything that I bought."
      >
      > "Yes" said the barman - "and what was your second wish?"
      >
      > The prospector replied "I asked for a long legged bird with a tight
      pussy!"
      >
      >
      > ----- Original Message -----
      > From: "Tony & Elle Ackland" <Tony.Ackland@...>
      > To: "'New Distillers newsgroup'" <new_distillers@yahoogroups.com>
      > Sent: Saturday, December 29, 2001 11:57 AM
      > Subject: RE: [new_distillers] NewYearsSpirit
      >
      >
      > > > If Tony A. is listenening in - as you are the moderator - would I get
      > > kicked
      > > > out of the group if I told an even worse one than John V. just did?
      Ian
      > >
      > > <grin> nah - only sheep jokes will do that for ya - aint that right
      Pilch
      > > :)
      > > As long as its about distilling, then shes fair game for the group i
      > > reckon. Just keep em somewhat clean - theres a broad base of different
      > > members here.
      > >
      > > Tony
      > >
      > >
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