The body count so far:
- Three gerbils: Eaten by Sir Pounce.
One Bengal tiger: Liquefied by Helen, drank by Dave.
One adorable kitten: Blown up by the gerbils, with an indifferent assist
We're nowhere near the body count of the first story, what with the
entire pack of ur-gerbils being slaughtered by a rabbit, but we've already
got a disturbingly high feline death count.
As much as I'm in favor of random and senseless violence, I can't help
but hope that Sir Pounce somehow got separated from the explosives
in-flight. Then again, I also can't bring myself to kill off my Sims.
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- Kitten: 3, Gerbils: 1
Yeah, I guess the gerbils finally did start worrying about the
cat's eating habits. I don't want this to be one of those cases
where The Cat Came Back (the very next day) either. I'm still
cheering for the dynamite-toting-Mel-loving gerbils (though I'm happy
Sir Pounce didn't go the same way as the tiger).
*sniff* I liked the tiger.
- --- manotick@... wrote:
>Kitten: 3, Gerbils: 1Oh come now...the cat DID get blown up inside a
>Yeah, I guess the gerbils finally did start worrying
>about the cat's eating habits. I don't want this to
>be one of those cases where The Cat Came Back (the
>very next day) either.
mad scientists lab. I expect to see Bionic Kitty 2.0
any day now..."We can rebuild him...we have the
technology." And if Mel helps with the reconstruction,
well, the gerbils better watch out.
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