The weblog "Making Light" has long been a home for parodies of William
Carlos Williams' poem "This Is Just To Say", the one in the form of a note
about eating the plums in the icebox. (Authorized repro of the original at
is a parody in the form of a prose out-take from _The Lord of the Rings_.
I'm really sorry to have to report that there are two Tolkien "clangs" in
this, a pity as it's otherwise really clever.