Oh, my gosh! Is Feghoot still up to his dastardly tricks? Where does
his re-ply his trade that sorely affected this young private prep
student's budding English career back in '62.
>Sorry-- I just couldn't refuse. Lezlie
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> Fantasy Beings' Fair Housing Commission
> As an investigator for the Fantasy Beings' Fair Housing Commission,
>Ferdinand Feghoot was assigned to look into complaints that the town of
>Donnybrook was systematically excluding the fictive.
> The Mayor of Donnybrook was indignant. 'That's nonsense!' he fumed.
>'Why, we have several families of Hobbits living here, the principal of our
>high school is an Elf, and one of our aldermen is an Orc.'
> Feghoot shook his head sadly. 'That,' he replied, 'is only . . . Tolkien
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