- Another list of mine started by discussing the untranslatability of "Hwaet!"
and wound up composing alternate openings in various styles:
Fahntahstick! Dese Dane guys with spears ...
Think! Danespears, doubtless sexual
Symbols, sometimes merely slice monsters
For the Christmas season:
"Ho, ho, ho! The jolly, holly Spear Danes and their reindeer princes......."
Rap (I guess)
Where y'at! How bout dem spear-Danes, Cap?
Hey! Y'all know how it wuz with the Gar-Danes, back yonder in the good old
Down South, when men wuz men and monsters wuz monsters?
And then, of course, there's BEOWATCH, by our very own Society members Carl
Hostetter and Arden Smith. http://www.mythsoc.org/beowatch.html
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