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633Fwd: HUMOUR: Windows98 meets The Lord Of The Rings

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  • Stolzi@aol.com
    Sep 6, 1999
      > >Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were
      > >talking I mentioned having recently installed Windows 98 on my PC and
      > I
      > >am very happy with this operating system. I also showed him the Windows 98
      > >CD, to my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on.
      > >
      > >Instantly I got very upset, because the CD had become precious to me, but
      > he
      > >said, "Do not worry, it is unharmed."
      > >
      > >After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said, "Take a
      > >close look at it."
      > >
      > >To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier
      > >than before. At first I could not see anything, but then on the inner edge
      > >of the central hole I saw an inscription; an inscription finer than
      > anything
      > >I have ever seen before.
      > >
      > >The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a
      > >great depth:
      > >
      > > 4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746
      > > F2066696E64207468656D2CDA4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
      > > 616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D
      > >
      > >"I cannot understand the fiery letters," I said.
      > >
      > >"No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but
      > >language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common
      > >English this is what it says:
      > >
      > > One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
      > > One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."
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