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    Agnes Allen s Law Almost anything is easier to get into than out of. Approval Seeker s Law Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least. Atwoods
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      Agnes Allen's Law
      Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

      Approval Seeker's Law
      Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

      Atwoods Corollary
      No books are lost by lending except those you particularly wanted to
      keep.

      Berson's Corollary of Inverse Distances
      The farther away from the entrance that you have to park, the closer
      the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the
      door.

      Cayo's Law
      The only things that start on time are those that you're late for.

      Chesterton's Observation
      I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

      Churchill's Commentary on Man
      Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he
      will pick himself up and continue on as though nothing has happened.

      Cosmetologist's Principle
      Whenever you need to stop at a light to put on makeup, every light
      will be green.

      Dave's Law of Advice
      Those with the best advice offer no advice.

      Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness
      You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

      Deitz's Law of Ego
      The fury engendered by the misspelling of a name in a column is in
      direct ratio to the obscurity of the mentionee.

      Denniston's Law
      Virtue is its own punishment.

      Dolly Parton's Principle
      The bigger they are, the harder it is to see your shoes.

      Ehre's Double-Door Law
      In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one
      door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and
      push when the sign says pull.

      Law of Entropy
      If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage you get
      sewage.

      If you put a spoonful of sewage into a barrel full of wine you still
      get sewage.

      Epstein's Law
      If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.

      Erhard's Contention
      Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

      Ginsberg's Theorems (Generalized Laws of Thermodynamics or Ginsberg's
      Restatement of the Three Laws of Thermodynamics)
      You can't win.
      You can't break even.
      You can't even quit the game.

      Liebermann's Law
      Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

      McLean's Maxim
      There are only two problems with people. One is that they
      don't think. The other is that they do.
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