Re: just too blissed
- LOL!!! Thanks, Sandeep. I'm sure many of us saw alot that was all too
>I was having an out of body experience one day so I grounded myselfand got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral
traveled anyway, but the phone rang.
>my numerology chart and nearly had a primal, but my
> I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw the I-Ching and checked
> energy was too blocked, so I did some bioenergetics and selfparenting, took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran
ginseng muffin, but my inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet.
>did the relaxation response while listening to my subliminal tapes,
> So I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie too, but that made me hyper so I
but I was feeling depersonalized so I did some polarity work, foot
reflexology and past life regression, then rebirthed myself and called
Moon Beam, the bodyworker, to make an appointment for a Shiatsu,
Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage,
but she flaked out and never returned my call, so I decided to
energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my
visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded.
>around the issue of my assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and
> So to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove
have some energy for my psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before
my harmonic brain-wave synergy session, which made me more focused for
my actualization seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so
I'd be more clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal
Rechian Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs.
>until noon to recharge my chakras and I sensed
> But my aura was weak for my trance- channeling group so I fasted
> my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on myion generator to open up for my neural-linguistic programming session,
but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided
synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which
aligned me for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading
and my sensory deprivation tank appointment.
>relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal shaman, and
> But after all that I felt what I truly needed was a meaningful
> then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to theIntensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to
find someone who really knew what was going on, but that didn't work
either, so I locked
> himself in a calcium coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could"get it" in the dream state.
>mention their name ...
> -- Author unknown, or just too blissed to
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