Nasrudin was the pilot of an airplane. After the plane was thousands
of feet in the air, one of the engines blew up. The startled
passengers began screaming with fear. Nasrudin came out of the cockpit
and told them very calmly that everything was going to be all right.
They calmed down and he went back to flying the plane. Soon, the other
engine blew up and again the passengers began screaming with fear as
the plane began going down. And again Nasrudin came out and said
everything would be all right. He was so calm that they again calmed
down. But then he reached under a seat and grabbed a package. One of
the passeangers said "We all see that you're very calm, but isn't that
a parachute? Nasrudin said " Don't worry. Everything will be OK. I'm
going for help." And with that, he jumped out of the plane.