Found this on the NDS Digest. It was in response to a comment about
how the "Guru's" on the Guru Rating Group clash. Here's Jerry Katz's
"The gurus themselves weren't clashing. They were getting along
beautifully. It was the 'ganging up' on the unenlightened ones. I
don't doubt their authenticity either. You know me. I think everyone
is an enlightened God, except my bastard neighbor."
I guess that having your devotees fall off their chairs because they
are laughing so hard is one way to get people to sit at your feet.