Re: 32 Characteristics of Enlightenment
- Theres one thats missing...
The EO reeks of rotting flesh and decay, cause shes dead...
Happly submitted by the members of ward 23 :)
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> > 1. There's nothing the EO *shouldn't* do -
> > everything she does is Spontaneous and
> > Right and comes from the Absolute.
> > 2. The EO never has sex.
> > 3. The EO never gets angry.
> > 4. The EO never leaves the place where Enlightenment occurred.
> > 5. The EO had free will, but lost it.
> > 6. The EO has no emotional responses.
> > 7. The EO has no more mind/body consciousness.
> > 8. The EO has a mind, but it is non-reactive.
> > 9. The EO has no more mind.
> > 10. The EO knows she's an EO.
> > 11. The EO has no consciousness of being an EO.
> > 12. The EO actually is actually not an O at all.
> > 13. The EO knows that the ego is carried in the blood,
> > not the brain.
> > 14. The EO is in constant knowledge of the Beloved.
> > 15. The EO is in constant contact with ascended masters.
> > 16. The EO, being Consciousness Itself, has the siddhi
> > powers to manifest anything she wants in this world.
> > Only her restraint and good taste keep her from
> > exercising this power in a crass and show-offish way.
> > 17. The EO must have been born in India to a Brahman family.
> > 18. The EO has transcended each and every one of the
> > 172 levels of consciousness.
> > 19. The EO constantly sees a blue pearl at their forehead
> > level, during waking, dreaming, and deep sleep.
> > 20. The EO doesn't need to work for a living.
> > 21. EO's are always teachers.
> > 22. EO's never need to apologize.
> > 23. One is not an EO unless everyone agrees.
> > 24. The EO doesn't like heavy metal, rap, or country-
> > western music, because these come from the lower
> > chakras, whereas classical music comes directly
> > from the Self, not filtered and distorted through
> > the lower chakras.
> > 25. The EO is beyond God.
> > 26. The EO can't be recognized except by another EO.
> > 27. The EO can tell you what happens during deep sleep.
> > 28. The EO doesn't spend very much time in the Internet.
> > 29. The EO is happy all the time.
> > 30. The EO is outside of time; other people are still in time.
> > 31. The EO has no preferences.
> > 32. There is a fragrance of patchouli that emanates from the EO.