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Re: 32 Characteristics of Enlightenment

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  • Jason <jfishman2@msn.com>
    Theres one thats missing... The EO reeks of rotting flesh and decay, cause shes dead... Happly submitted by the members of ward 23 :)
    Message 1 of 4 , Jan 30, 2003
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      Theres one thats missing...

      The EO reeks of rotting flesh and decay, cause shes dead...

      Happly submitted by the members of ward 23 :)


      > > ===========================================================
      > > 1. There's nothing the EO *shouldn't* do -
      > > everything she does is Spontaneous and
      > > Right and comes from the Absolute.
      > > 2. The EO never has sex.
      > > 3. The EO never gets angry.
      > > 4. The EO never leaves the place where Enlightenment occurred.
      > > 5. The EO had free will, but lost it.
      > > 6. The EO has no emotional responses.
      > > 7. The EO has no more mind/body consciousness.
      > > 8. The EO has a mind, but it is non-reactive.
      > > 9. The EO has no more mind.
      > > 10. The EO knows she's an EO.
      > > 11. The EO has no consciousness of being an EO.
      > > 12. The EO actually is actually not an O at all.
      > > 13. The EO knows that the ego is carried in the blood,
      > > not the brain.
      > > 14. The EO is in constant knowledge of the Beloved.
      > > 15. The EO is in constant contact with ascended masters.
      > > 16. The EO, being Consciousness Itself, has the siddhi
      > > powers to manifest anything she wants in this world.
      > > Only her restraint and good taste keep her from
      > > exercising this power in a crass and show-offish way.
      > > 17. The EO must have been born in India to a Brahman family.
      > > 18. The EO has transcended each and every one of the
      > > 172 levels of consciousness.
      > > 19. The EO constantly sees a blue pearl at their forehead
      > > level, during waking, dreaming, and deep sleep.
      > > 20. The EO doesn't need to work for a living.
      > > 21. EO's are always teachers.
      > > 22. EO's never need to apologize.
      > > 23. One is not an EO unless everyone agrees.
      > > 24. The EO doesn't like heavy metal, rap, or country-
      > > western music, because these come from the lower
      > > chakras, whereas classical music comes directly
      > > from the Self, not filtered and distorted through
      > > the lower chakras.
      > > 25. The EO is beyond God.
      > > 26. The EO can't be recognized except by another EO.
      > > 27. The EO can tell you what happens during deep sleep.
      > > 28. The EO doesn't spend very much time in the Internet.
      > > 29. The EO is happy all the time.
      > > 30. The EO is outside of time; other people are still in time.
      > > 31. The EO has no preferences.
      > > 32. There is a fragrance of patchouli that emanates from the EO.
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